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Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craiglist
In October, a bank robber -- wearing a safety vest, blue shirt, face mask and goggles -- eluded police with the help of Craiglist. Just outside the bank, while the robbery was in progress, stood a group of men who were responding to a Craiglist day labor opportunity. As the advertisement required, they were all wearing safety vests, blue shirts, face masks and goggles.
Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
Late in 2007, a Wellington, New Zealand man received a racy text message from two anonymous "ladies," giving him only an address and a request that he show up naked. Well, he indeed showed up naked... at the home of one appalled, unsuspecting New Zealander. Both the nude Romeo and the sadistic texter were arrested, though neither were prosecuted.
Fake Craiglist Ad Costs Man Most of What He Owns
Last Spring, a post appeared on an Oregon Craigslist board stating that the owner of a specific house was leaving all of his worldly possessions (still in said house) to whoever wanted them. When homeowner Robert Salisbury rushed home -- on a tip from a woman suspicious about the offer of a free horse -- he found his house being ransacked by 30 strangers. We suggest he take that horse and collect some vengeance Clint Eastwood-style.
17-Year-Old Jailed for Stealing Virtual 'Furniture'
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Phishers Going After Your Phones in New 'Vishing' Trend
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Burglars Break Into Restaurant, Steal HDTV, Leave Money / Food Behind
Around Halloween of last year, a truckload of thieves drove into -- that's right, into -- a Pennsylvania Mexican restaurant, where they -- apparently uninterested in the cash register -- stole a mid-grade 47-inch HDTV and fled the scene. We've all heard about how this generation is lacking in ambition, but this generation's thieves, too?
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edmac said 2:37PM on 3-21-2008
Something like this happened before and it turned out that it was a Spanish language version of the doll accidentally sold here. It was actually saying something like "quiro", meaning "I love" not "kill." Sounds like it should be obvious if that is the case, but last time the manufacturer took weeks to figure it out.
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CaPrIcOrN said 3:04PM on 3-21-2008
Well this is just plain sad. It could also be saying 'tell James' . Of course, that wouldnt get you on the news now would it? If she reprogrammed it back to normal, that'd work too. That doll also said that he'd cut anyone who crossed his path end-to-end with a Bowie knife and dine on their internal organs. Suspicious right?
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Beardsley57 said 3:54PM on 3-21-2008
First off, Ed..."Quero" (kee-ERR-oh) does not mean "love" in Spanish...it means "I want" which could still be unnerving.
Other than that, this sounds like are-visitation of "Chucky!" LOL!
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A browser. said 5:05PM on 3-21-2008
Quiero is I love. And if you say it with a Spanish accent it sounds like kill. That is entirely possible.
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andrea said 5:19PM on 3-21-2008
If it learns your name, it was probably just his bratty older brother that taught it to say that. Seriously, wouldn't be that hard. And I have never heard quiero sound enough like kill to confuse the two words, spanish accent or not.
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SAVATS said 5:40PM on 3-21-2008
I'm suprised this didn't end up in some kind of freakin lawsuit. Everyone is suing for some reason these days. "Oh, my son is traumatized for life because of this! You owe me five million dollars!!" Geeeesh.
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sammycapo said 6:06PM on 3-21-2008
That Elmo thing is freak. Reminds me of the whole Chucky Doll Thing.
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Shawn said 6:17PM on 3-21-2008
I couldn't stop laughing when I read this. I almost split a gut!!
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Shawn said 6:29PM on 3-21-2008
Beardsley57 that is hilarious!
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yeah said 7:38PM on 3-21-2008
wow. the elmo one is hilarious.
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Candi said 7:40PM on 3-21-2008
You'd be angry if someone stuck batteries in your backside, too!
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lala said 7:41PM on 3-21-2008
omg its a newversion of chucky only he looks sweat and adorable
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me said 8:00PM on 3-21-2008
A browser...
Quiero is the conjugated form of quirer which means to want. Quiero means "I want."
I'm not Spanish at all, but I took 3 years of it.
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stephen said 8:18PM on 3-21-2008
yah, quiero is the conjugated form of quErer, which means i want and also "i love" come on people, if you want to comment on this then please brush up you spanish! yah, other than that this story is hillarious, and i also saw it one the news and Gene is right, the kid wasnt freaked out about this at all.
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sononsj said 4:43PM on 3-25-2008
You're both correct.
Te quiero can mean both I want you and I love you. Te amo just means I love you, so that may be what you were thinking of.
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Gene said 8:25PM on 4-26-2008
I saw this story on TV, and the child wasn't terrified at all. He still wants to play with it. These people are just trying to blow the story out of proportion. Computer generated voice is still terrible and will not be any good untill they perfect Lt. Commander Data from Star Trek.
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