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Comments
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Subscribe to commentswhodo3sntluvm3Jan 25th 2008 4:04PM
wow..this toilet seems really cool..but i wouldnt pay that much money for a toilet
jannaJan 29th 2008 1:32PM
does it vibrate too? :)
DavidFeb 2nd 2008 10:39PM
ok... remote for what??? to lift the lid before I pee??? or heat the water going up my a$$?? ok, I don't have water going up my A$$ now.. so not sure what i'm missing.
joeFeb 2nd 2008 11:03PM
will it wipe my ass too?
JoeFeb 2nd 2008 11:03PM
Join Damm...Drunks Against Madd Mothers. I joined.
BubbaFeb 2nd 2008 11:17PM
Obviously some of you haven't read about the recall of about 180,000 of then because they caught on fire right under your @$$!
rtrrocketFeb 2nd 2008 11:34PM
How lazy can you get? No wonder you're obese, you don't even want to lift your arm to flush.
Ricky whittenFeb 3rd 2008 4:27AM
My name is rick and I have a fetish for toilets. I lick the seats. No one knows this but me. Am I unusual or not.
jucaFeb 18th 2008 2:45PM
read more about these. I have one. They're fantastic.
pinkymcchynkiezFeb 18th 2008 2:49PM
just so all of u know.... a bidet (pronounced buh-day) is not a toilet.....it is rich peoples toilet paper, after they deficate they swing over to the bidet and water jets clean the butt then a fan blows it dry! jeez im 20 and i know what a bidet is ppl!
daveFeb 18th 2008 3:54PM
if my toilet cost that much i wouldn't let people use it.
JudiFeb 18th 2008 3:57PM
How lazy and wasteful can a person get? I rather spend money helping the poor, and clean my own behind. I see so many gadgets that are so wasteful.
DaveFeb 18th 2008 3:58PM
joe says:
will it wipe my ass too?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that would be great. a mechanical hand reaching up and wiping you.
XxCYONIDExXFeb 19th 2008 10:17PM
I'd plug it up on my first shit.
Bill HartmanFeb 18th 2008 4:15PM
Here's an install yourself attachment for under $100. Take a look at the videos for a couple of laughs.
billFeb 18th 2008 4:20PM
Here's the lionk for hte under $100 attachment and videos. http://www.miraclefaucet.com
borgFeb 18th 2008 5:40PM
A Bidet is primarily for the ladies to wash, not as an alternate to toilet paper, from my understanding.
Is this not correct?
Harry AssmanFeb 18th 2008 6:43PM
Will it shake my Johnson ?
Ella QuinceFeb 18th 2008 6:53PM
Clarification...
A bidet is common in European countries. Unlike in the US, many people in European countries only shower or bathe once a week. So... the bidet was intended to be a quick and easy way to clean women's private areas. It was not intended to be a way to clean yourself after using the toilet.
RobFeb 18th 2008 7:38PM
The toilet is great if your maid is off for the week.