Fast Food Heat Lamps Can Cure Hemorrhoids

Doctors say the blast of heat is relatively painless, but then again, they always say that. Recovery takes about a day, then you can get back to your pre-inflamed derrière routine.
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MsDee said 9:37PM on 12-18-2007
Ok, I'm just thinking, what position are you in to get this "blast of infrared"??
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Bru Lei said 5:07AM on 12-19-2007
Actually, eating a tray of the burgers makes the rear big enough to position for a blast of this light!
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JBJG said 7:32AM on 12-19-2007
can't wait to go to MCDONOLDS today!!!!
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WILMA said 8:44AM on 12-19-2007
BETTER USE THAT AS A BIRST OF LIGHT OR YOU WONT BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN FOR A MONTH, THOSE INFRARED LIGHTS BURN FROM THE INSIDE OUT, SO BE CAREFUL.
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Donna said 8:27AM on 12-19-2007
Ewwww! HOW did someone figure this out...?
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Daniel Gaunt said 9:21AM on 12-19-2007
another reason to just stuff your face and not worry about the consequences!
I'd rather have a salad then a lamp up my @rse!
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