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New Zealand is a long, long distance away from Switched H.Q., but this story sure sounds like something that could have happened right here in the good ol' U.S. of A. In the city of Wellington, N.Z., a man received a text message offering him an early Christmas present that would be, erm, "presented" by two very friendly ladies. They gave him their address, told him to hurry up, and added that if he really wanted to save time, he should just show up naked.
You can probably see where this is heading.
The man dutifully arrived, stripped naked, threw his clothes through an open window, and then discovered that the place was indeed not home to two lusty girls, but was instead occupied by a very shocked kiwi, who promptly called the police. The naked man was caught and arrested for being unlawfully on someone else's property. There is justice in N.Z., though, as the girl who sent the misleading text message was also charged with the crime of "misusing a phone." Both went un-prosecuted, however, in the end.
So, if you want to get away with breaking into someone's house without any clothes on, you should probably go to New Zealand to do it.
From Reuters
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsJEANETTEDec 13th 2007 12:31PM
HAHAHA!! Id love to be a fly on the wall for this one. Imagine that, opening your door and there stands a naked stranger.
John C. GilbertDec 13th 2007 12:56PM
Traditionally, most 'presents' even close to a nude gift are at least wrapped in plastic, at the local butcher shop, where the turkey, or ham gift came from! he could also be charged with delivery of an ubsanitary gift! chortle chortle
clmtakerDec 13th 2007 1:09PM
Kiwi is the nickname used internationally for people from New Zealand, as well as being a relatively common self-reference. The name derives from the flightless bird native to New Zealand, the national bird.
RachaelDec 13th 2007 1:21PM
this guys elevator must not go all the up if he believed it was true in the first place
RachaelDec 13th 2007 1:23PM
Now thats what I call a peckerhead
BmanDec 13th 2007 1:31PM
At the bar the other day I saw a guy making out with two girls then a third came over and strated in on the session, the youth today seem to be very free with their sexuality-I dont blame the guy for thinking it could be true,but come on dude, get some moral fibers and think about the potential risk of aids,herpes,gonohrea,syphilus, and all the other things that the premiscuous people must be contracting by their involvement in so many sexual acts with so many different partners.
DevilishVisageDec 13th 2007 1:33PM
I had something like this happen to me once. I was supposed to meet two girls at my house before I was old enough to drive. My plan was to get there about fifteen minutes before they did so I could shower and stuff. Long story short, my ride was like an hour late so instead of getting there 15 minutes before they arrived, I got there 5 minutes after they LEFT! I'm scarred for life by this tragedy. As far as that crazy kiwi goes, well, better luck next time!
BmanDec 13th 2007 1:35PM
seems women today just want as many guys as possible with no thought to any consequence of disease. The many women, and young girls I here talking on their cell phones in public seem to have no moral fiber and just want to do it with anyone any time in any position with no thought to how they are being treated by their partners, I must say they are alot like the men at this point,seems ok without the threat of disease or emotional turmoil in their later years when they want to settle down with one person and have some sense of self respect on how they have lived their lives up to that point. Give yourselves respect or no man will.
MMDec 13th 2007 1:37PM
CLMARTINEZ -- not the Bare Facts, just the naked truth!!!
BmanDec 13th 2007 1:38PM
I love the ladies and I hope some day they will love themselves and have as much respect for themselves as I do for many of them. I married a strong woman and thats what attracted me to her, the women today seem they will tolerate just about anything a guy has to throw at them. Respect yourselves and make smarter choices, it will matter some day how you live your lives today.
valerieDec 13th 2007 1:54PM
How stupid is this? If they DIDN'T text him, he would probably still been sitting on the couch watching TV. Why do this shit? Do they not have enough problems to worry about? Are the police excrutiatingly bored?
flameboardsDec 13th 2007 1:55PM
Common you guys make it sound like this is something new. Ive been showing up at peoples houses naked for years.
DANDec 13th 2007 5:02PM
SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT GOES ON IN THE BIBLE BELT
KarinDec 14th 2007 1:17AM
well i would just love to interview them on shocktalk internet radio. lol i think it would be a hit ;-)