Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
New Zealand is a long, long distance away from Switched H.Q., but this story sure sounds like something that could have happened right here in the good ol' U.S. of A. In the city of Wellington, N.Z., a man received a text message offering him an early Christmas present that would be, erm, "presented" by two very friendly ladies. They gave him their address, told him to hurry up, and added that if he really wanted to save time, he should just show up naked.
You can probably see where this is heading.
The man dutifully arrived, stripped naked, threw his clothes through an open window, and then discovered that the place was indeed not home to two lusty girls, but was instead occupied by a very shocked kiwi, who promptly called the police. The naked man was caught and arrested for being unlawfully on someone else's property. There is justice in N.Z., though, as the girl who sent the misleading text message was also charged with the crime of "misusing a phone." Both went un-prosecuted, however, in the end.
So, if you want to get away with breaking into someone's house without any clothes on, you should probably go to New Zealand to do it.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
undrgrndgirl said 7:13PM on 2-07-2008
a kiwi is also slang for a new zealander, duh!
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JBJG said 6:22AM on 12-13-2007
he should have known that two girls was too good to be true!!
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peppielepue said 6:27AM on 12-13-2007
It must be that time of the year. This past week end, a man left a bar and headed home. He ended up being found at the Settler's Bank, naked and asleep. Seems someone didn't lock a door to the bank and the man thought it was his house. He entered the bank, saw a couch, stripped his clothes off, laid down and went to sleep. A worker found him on Monday morning.
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JBJG said 6:28AM on 12-13-2007
first to post a comment on this!! did i win a prize? maybe AOL will get their comments section today!!!
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ML said 7:16AM on 12-13-2007
The weirdo's always come out at Christmas time! Every year there are stories of people doing odd things, getting caught, and then making headlines. At least this incident didn't hurt anyone ~
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tnipnad said 7:24AM on 12-13-2007
gives a whole different perspective on the marketing promise of "free delivery."
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Richard Devine said 7:54AM on 12-13-2007
At least he didn't have any concealed weapons.
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Harley said 8:58AM on 12-13-2007
I thought a kiwi was a small bird or a fruit ???
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Jacqui said 9:24AM on 12-13-2007
Haha "misusing" a phone?
That's a new one.
Guess they had to call it something.
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CLMARTINEZ said 9:58AM on 12-13-2007
ARE THESE THE BARE FACTS?
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WILSON said 10:10AM on 12-13-2007
AS ONE WOMAN TOLD ME YEARS AGO, "WHEN THE BOTTOM HEAD STARTS THINKING, THE TOP HEAD STOPS." I THINK THIS IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT.
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andiprice said 10:17AM on 12-13-2007
My friend and his wife were preparing for Christmas Eve company and, enjoying the better part of a bottle of wine while preparing, he thought it would be funny to toy with his hurried wife just bit. He went to the basement, stripped naked and tied a huge, red bow around his chosen gift for her then walked around to the front door and rang the bell.
While downstaits decorating his johnson, the anticipated guests had arrived and were just inside the front door so they answered the door for their hostess while she was hanging up their coats.
Imagine my friends surprise when he saw his wife's roommate from college at the door.
...could have been worse. It could have been his mother.
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Paula said 10:31AM on 12-13-2007
what a bonehead!
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JT said 10:37AM on 12-13-2007
Paula.... Thats boner head!
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MascMan said 12:58PM on 12-13-2007
I would've done it if it were 2 guys. That would be a hot scene. But one can only dream. It's a good thing no charges were filed...but this guy should've known better. What is a Kiwi anyway? The story said that when he walked in, there was a very shocked kiwi.
Thanks for reading.
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david said 11:49AM on 12-13-2007
New Zealanders must be very modest people. Happens here everyday (almost)
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Bob Brooks said 11:47AM on 12-13-2007
Another great story for a cocktail party.
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Bob Brooks said 11:49AM on 12-13-2007
Another great conversation starter at a holiday party.
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Steve said 11:59AM on 12-13-2007
To bad he didnt get some.
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KaatieeBoBaatiee said 12:43PM on 12-13-2007
whats a kiwi...?
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