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New Zealand is a long, long distance away from Switched H.Q., but this story sure sounds like something that could have happened right here in the good ol' U.S. of A. In the city of Wellington, N.Z., a man received a text message offering him an early Christmas present that would be, erm, "presented" by two very friendly ladies. They gave him their address, told him to hurry up, and added that if he really wanted to save time, he should just show up naked.
You can probably see where this is heading.
The man dutifully arrived, stripped naked, threw his clothes through an open window, and then discovered that the place was indeed not home to two lusty girls, but was instead occupied by a very shocked kiwi, who promptly called the police. The naked man was caught and arrested for being unlawfully on someone else's property. There is justice in N.Z., though, as the girl who sent the misleading text message was also charged with the crime of "misusing a phone." Both went un-prosecuted, however, in the end.
So, if you want to get away with breaking into someone's house without any clothes on, you should probably go to New Zealand to do it.
From Reuters
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsundrgrndgirlFeb 7th 2008 7:13PM
a kiwi is also slang for a new zealander, duh!
JBJGDec 13th 2007 6:22AM
he should have known that two girls was too good to be true!!
peppielepueDec 13th 2007 6:27AM
It must be that time of the year. This past week end, a man left a bar and headed home. He ended up being found at the Settler's Bank, naked and asleep. Seems someone didn't lock a door to the bank and the man thought it was his house. He entered the bank, saw a couch, stripped his clothes off, laid down and went to sleep. A worker found him on Monday morning.
JBJGDec 13th 2007 6:28AM
first to post a comment on this!! did i win a prize? maybe AOL will get their comments section today!!!
MLDec 13th 2007 7:16AM
The weirdo's always come out at Christmas time! Every year there are stories of people doing odd things, getting caught, and then making headlines. At least this incident didn't hurt anyone ~
tnipnadDec 13th 2007 7:24AM
gives a whole different perspective on the marketing promise of "free delivery."
Richard DevineDec 13th 2007 7:54AM
At least he didn't have any concealed weapons.
HarleyDec 13th 2007 8:58AM
I thought a kiwi was a small bird or a fruit ???
JacquiDec 13th 2007 9:24AM
Haha "misusing" a phone?
That's a new one.
Guess they had to call it something.
CLMARTINEZDec 13th 2007 9:58AM
ARE THESE THE BARE FACTS?
WILSONDec 13th 2007 10:10AM
AS ONE WOMAN TOLD ME YEARS AGO, "WHEN THE BOTTOM HEAD STARTS THINKING, THE TOP HEAD STOPS." I THINK THIS IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT.
andipriceDec 13th 2007 10:17AM
My friend and his wife were preparing for Christmas Eve company and, enjoying the better part of a bottle of wine while preparing, he thought it would be funny to toy with his hurried wife just bit. He went to the basement, stripped naked and tied a huge, red bow around his chosen gift for her then walked around to the front door and rang the bell.
While downstaits decorating his johnson, the anticipated guests had arrived and were just inside the front door so they answered the door for their hostess while she was hanging up their coats.
Imagine my friends surprise when he saw his wife's roommate from college at the door.
...could have been worse. It could have been his mother.
PaulaDec 13th 2007 10:31AM
what a bonehead!
JTDec 13th 2007 10:37AM
Paula.... Thats boner head!
MascManDec 13th 2007 12:58PM
I would've done it if it were 2 guys. That would be a hot scene. But one can only dream. It's a good thing no charges were filed...but this guy should've known better. What is a Kiwi anyway? The story said that when he walked in, there was a very shocked kiwi.
Thanks for reading.
davidDec 13th 2007 11:49AM
New Zealanders must be very modest people. Happens here everyday (almost)
Bob BrooksDec 13th 2007 11:47AM
Another great story for a cocktail party.
Bob BrooksDec 13th 2007 11:49AM
Another great conversation starter at a holiday party.
SteveDec 13th 2007 11:59AM
To bad he didnt get some.
KaatieeBoBaatieeDec 13th 2007 12:43PM
whats a kiwi...?