As far as computer ports go -- and technologies in general -- USB has got to be the friendliest. Not only does it lovingly accept almost any kind of gadget imaginable, it also generously parcels out power to those gadgets so that they don't need to be plugged into a wall. As a result, it's quickly become the de facto interface for our printers, scanners, digital cameras, iPods, thumb drives and every other techno-majig we've come to rely on. However, this ubiquity and good will has led to the misuse of the USB port, which is increasingly being used to juice products that have no business being connected to a computer. In the following pages, you'll find the 10 dumbest miscarriages of the USB port we could find. These doodads are either the hilarious joke gifts for the right person, or useless wastes of plastic and metal that will go right into your gift recipient's trash bin.
Thanko USB AshtrayDo you smoke at your desk? Do you often mix up which Red Bull can you're drinking from and which one you're ashing into? Then, it's a lucky thing there's this
$16.50 ashtray, which employs a USB-powered motor to suck up the smoke from your nicotine log. Once it hoovers in your smog, the ashtray passes the smoke through two built-in filters to keep your workspace from being damaged by the very same toxins and poisons you're brutalizing your insides with.
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Subscribe to commentsAnthonyFeb 21st 2008 3:56PM
What! No sex toys?
ronman189May 13th 2009 11:23AM
I would actually purchase the clock/letter opener/usb port device.
kevinMay 13th 2009 12:20PM
Don't worry Anthony... I'm sure a toy is in the works. In the meantime, feel free to grab any USB plug.. and plug away... lol. On a serious note, though these items may seem stupid, there are people to buy them. Even if as a joke for someone thus achieving the goal of the maker. Making money. Objective complete. I would sudjest if you have an idea, however stupid, make one, and someone will buy it. The economy grows still....
Billy the nerdMay 13th 2009 6:29PM
The pointless gadgets are often the most brilliant ones..
I would like to see this "gadget" as an usb-gadget:
http://partyeffects3000.com
Would be awesome on pre-partys n stuff..
Kathy .FDec 10th 2007 1:28PM
I think some of theses are the funnest yet some are kool. I think the ash tray is about the funnest. But as far as printers and that line of usefull yet better line of products.
EstebanDec 8th 2007 5:24PM
The ashtray is excellent!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315603
Russell SeitzDec 9th 2007 3:09AM
The dementia of nicotine deprivation must have driven poor Mr.Crandall to put this boon to mankind on his list.
It also serves admirably for disposing of the lumps of coal found in the Christmas stockings of those who fail to leave out cigars for Santa.
marinetteptrsnMay 19th 2009 12:50AM
Russ,
I haven't heard the lump of coal line since growing up in Western Pa.! You made my night!
phoenix life insuranceDec 9th 2007 3:09PM
Since when can you smoke in an office building? If you smoke at home most smokers don't really care about using this type of product.