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MSN Messenger 'Santa' Accidentally Spews Sex Talk to Minors

We always thought there was something off about a fat, red-faced guy, who gave kids gifts for just "being good," and took to sitting the good boys and girls on his lap. This week some other people started realizing that maybe good ol' Saint Nick has a few screws loose -- including those who tried to speak to Santa via his northpole@live.com address on MSN Messenger. It seems the Microsoft run chat bot really loves talking to kids about fellatio and being high.
The offending lines were prompted by seemingly innocent phrases. Merely typing in "pizza" would often lead to Santa saying "You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else..." The UK site The Register, which received a reader tip and decided to see if the glitch was indeed for real, even got old Saint Nick to call one of its writers a "dirty bastard." All you have to do is say the word "cake" and the jolly fat guy gets all high and mighty, "You don't need drugs when you're high on life!" Preachy, preachy... and highly inappropriate when IM-loving minors are talking to someone they think is Santa Claus.
Here's the full transcript from The Register's conversation of Dirty Rotten Santa:
"El Reg says: pizza (pi)
Santa says: Yum! What do you want for Christmas, El Reg?
El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn't eat so much! You are quite large!
Santa says: My elves will get right on that. And what else are you wishing for this year, El Reg?
El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn't eat it?
Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: No thank you. I don't eat things!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else...
El Reg says: You dirty bastard!
Santa says: I think you're dirty bastard."
Sadly, those of us who may want to check out this dirty rotten Santa bot ourselves are out of luck. Microsoft took away Santa's screen name and Live address, and issued an apology. The programmer who put the offending code in the bot is still at large, but he or she will surenly be out of a job if Microsoft ever gets wise about the whole thing.
From the Register
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cam said 5:00PM on 3-18-2008
i want it but i dont no where to get it so can some one halp me at pippa.cam@hotmail.com
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blake said 6:26PM on 12-24-2008
hi santa i like to sayhi
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Angel said 10:37AM on 12-07-2007
I can think of quite a few people who would love to have a santa like this in their home...hahaha Thanks for a good laugh..he's hilarious!!!
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Shayleen said 10:50AM on 4-02-2009
yah angel, i would want one for sure!
daisy said 11:09AM on 12-07-2007
I know this is horrible and I would be upset if my kids got a rotten Santa, but I could not help laughing when I read it. I love getting my kids thick chucnky non-electronic well made toys from Little Tykes and Fisher Price. Even though some are made in China, I feel there are more quality controls at these companies. I still examine and "play" with all toys before I give to my kids. I buy most of my toys for my kids and gifts at kb toys online as their pricing is great.
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June Zimmerman said 11:48AM on 12-07-2007
Eccuse me-But maybe if this ELReg would have made him self clear what he wanted Santa to eat - Then Santa would not have lost his temper and made that remark and got him in hot water-.Maybe we should elimate all Santa's any way and tell Children all about our Lord that was born just to die for us and then we wouldnt have all this filth and sickness all over the world today - God Bless America-Thank you Jesus
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Shayleen said 10:54AM on 4-02-2009
I sure do agree with you, people are perverts today!It's not fair for the people that want peace and no pervertion in the world!! I know what you mean to that comment!!!
michael said 1:11PM on 12-07-2007
NOTHING BEATS THE CLINTON SEX CRAP,DURING HIS 8YRS IN OFFICE.AND YES MY SON 6YRS ASKED? WHAT IS ORAL SEX.8YRS OF TURNING THE WHITE HOUSE INTO A WHORE HOUSE THANK GOD KEEPING HIM OCCUPIED,AND TURNING THE COUNTRY INTO A JOKE.
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HAHA said 5:44PM on 12-07-2007
HA HA U NOT NO HOW USE PUNCTUATION GOOD AND SPEEL GOOOD JUST NO HOW TALK GOD AN WHORE HOUSE AN NOT PUT WORDZ GOOD SO PEEPUL NO WOT U TALK MEAN
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KaatieeBoBaatiee said 12:47PM on 12-13-2007
omg...thats...awkward
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