Spray-On Condoms Ready for Production
We live in an era of safe sex (at least if you choose to practice it). We also live in an era of high-tech fixes for low-tech problems. Voice-recognizing GPS devices; guitars that tune themselves; a force feedback suit for boxing -- all interesting but not totally necessary. Now, a fancy spray-on replacement for the venerable condom is nearly ready for production.
The condoms, invented by a German scientist, are applied with a special applicator. Men insert their assets, press a button, and an aerosol canister sprays on a fast-drying latex liquid. 25 seconds later, the condom is dry and ready for use. It is then rolled off and disposed afterward.
The spray-on condoms entered development nearly a year ago but were more conceptual back then. It was initially expected that the latex would dry in a second, but subsequent tests on real-life penises have shown this figure to be unrealistic. However, considering the amount of time it takes the average man to actually get a condom on in the dark (especially after a few drinks), 25 seconds doesn't sound so bad.
That said, while we're all for gadgets, we think this spray-on prophylactic has just too many shortcomings. The first is cost: The applicator will set you back around $35, with subsequent refills (providing 10-20 applications) costing about $10. Regular condoms cost about $6 for 12, or $25 for 100, so do the math. Then there's the size of the thing -- a rolled-up condom is about as portable as it gets, but the thermos-sized applicator will mean this thing is unlikely to venture out of the bedroom.
From Daily Mail
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsfred marcusNov 26th 2007 12:32PM
cum on.............this is just stupid. taking the time to spray your package and then waiting for it to dry. i guess you can have your partner blow on it to speed up the process.
Kill BillNov 26th 2007 2:00PM
SHit i cant find a condom to fit so i guess this is the way to go i guess.....
all the big sizes arent big enough
most condoms feel like a chionese t finger trap so yea im down for this
JewelsNov 26th 2007 2:36PM
KILL BILL...You must be a CRAZY HORSE!
TimNov 26th 2007 2:36PM
Kill Bill says:
SHit i cant find a condom to fit so i guess this is the way to go i guess.....
all the big sizes arent big enough
most condoms feel like a chionese t finger trap so yea im down for this
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Yeah, you wish!
BenNov 26th 2007 4:54PM
Glad they labeled the penis. I had no idea what I was looking at...
EYES OF TEXASNov 27th 2007 2:38PM
That spray, being under pressure, would be very cold on contact and would create an undesireable reaction for most men getting ready to get some.
JackTorranceNov 27th 2007 2:32PM
Kill Bill cries himself to sleep every night. It's okay, friend. Your micro-penis is just, um, "special." Just start driving a Hummer H3 and everybody will know that you're a real man...
michelleNov 27th 2007 6:05PM
My boyfriend [and believe me soon to be husband, lol] is VERY well- endowed. When we were first dating and doing it "safely" - even the Magnums etc. were too tight. So for other guys like him, I think its a good idea. But for the other 98% with small to average to even large - its a waste of time & money, lol. :)
ascatalNov 27th 2007 8:29PM
makes sense to me, and 25 secs is not too long to wait to get it on with your lover, and it would certainly solve condom size problems of all types, i thinkit willbe a hit if it is competivly priced
JayNov 27th 2007 11:15PM
why would anyone put a web address on their asset?
baby7267Nov 28th 2007 12:13AM
Very stupid idea. Wonder how many "oops honey Im pregnant" will come out of this brainstorm.
LeeNov 28th 2007 3:17AM
and then some angry spouse loads the thing with pepperspray or drano,
pollyannsexyblNov 28th 2007 5:48AM
Some guys will probably carry it in their front pocket in tight jeans - you know who you are - to make it look like they HAVE a package. Hehehehehehehee. I'm glad I'm not dating any more and am engaged - no condom feels SOOOOOOOO much better!
martinNov 28th 2007 12:16PM
FINALY- Cheney has a SPRAY he can use.
BobNov 29th 2007 11:26AM
Thats only the beginning, Next we will have a spray-on girl friend.
sherellesimmonsNov 29th 2007 2:40PM
i totally doubt this fade will last long,, pending all the lawsuits they'll get with unwanted preganacies, stds, etc lol you can't say "it broke and some got through" lol. lol this is crazy!!! boy i am so happy all my taxpaying money is going to excellent use.
Lux MagnaNov 30th 2007 2:00PM
lose the applicator and just make it a spray.
It will be great for keeping moisture out of my underwater photo/video gear. As well as that annoying bathtub seal everyone uses silicone on and then fights to get it out when mildew builds up behind it. I can't wait to see the spacestation experiments with it.
I can think of a million and one uses for this stuff. It probably does not stick to itself, for a second coat.