Nutty 'iShoes' Electric Roller Skates
We're not sure what's more groan-inducing, the terribly unimaginative name, or the idea of riding around on a pair of 16-pound motorized roller skates.
These ridiculous, battery-powered, "transportation devices" will make sure you never have a girlfriend or boyfriend (though if you think these clunkers are cool, you probably didn't have much hope anyway). Availability and price are unknown since the product -- to be called iShoes -- is still in testing, but a promo site promises a 5-7 mile range and a top speed of 15 miles-per-hour.
The whole contraption is controlled by a wired hand-held power and breaking system, which presumably runs up inside your pants or some such -- otherwise, seems kind of dangerously tangle-prone. The iShoes fit over your own kicks, as long as they happen to be between sizes 8 and 12 for men or 7 and 10 for women.
Alas, the oh-so-tired name has absolutely nothing to do with either iPods, iMacs, or the Internet. Perhaps you could make the claim these shoes are interactive, to use the mid-'90s catch-all description for anything remotely technological, but our money's on insane.
Then again, the Brodway musical version of 'Xanadu' is a hit, so maybe the iShoes peeps are on to something....
From Boing Boing Gadgets
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Comments
26
Subscribe to commentsr bienOct 30th 2007 3:14PM
hey ma
if u dont like it, leave
there are plenty of mexicans to take your place
georgeOct 30th 2007 3:27PM
I'll wait for the gas powered skates that get 15 mpg
docOct 30th 2007 4:08PM
bubbabma says:
Hey, I think these 'roller skates' are pretty cool! And yes I have a hot man and I myself am pretty hot, so the comment about being a dork loser if you like them is pretty much wrong pal!
if you describe yourself as "hot" then its a good bet your not
mincpaOct 30th 2007 4:43PM
Does it come with broken ankles?
sandyOct 30th 2007 5:37PM
so what do you suppose would happen if say they malfunctioned and 1 skate is doing 5 mph and the other 1 is doing 15 mph? can we say heavy lawsuit due to the fact you would never be able to have kids ever again?
jamesOct 31st 2007 8:43AM
This is an unbelievably poorly written article.