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Lindsay Lohan's Rambling BlackBerry E-Mails
The day that local papers went digital was a dark one for Lindsay Lohan, who seems to have been an enthusiastic practitioner of B.U.I. -- BlackBerry-ing Under the Influence. Lohan's nimble little fingers fired off a late night strange, rambling manifesto in a group e-mail to her "friends and lawyers," that was quickly leaked to the New York Post's Page Six gossip column, where it was reprinted for all the world to see.
What Happened: One Nobel-Prize winning former Vice-President was doubtless alarmed the morning the story appeared as Lohan proclaimed "Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."..." Her focus seems to be the irresponsible gossip-mongering by of the tabloid press (true that), but screwball turns of phrase such as "the way of the future-Howard Hughes" and messianic passages like "I have such an impact on younger generations and, as well as generations older than me...." didn't help her cause.
Career impact: Uncertain. Lohan is fresh out of painfully well-publicized stint in rehab with an as-yet-to-be-determined future in film and Gore's got the Nobel. Advantage: Gore.





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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsRuthOct 26th 2007 2:52PM
Coo-koo! Coo-koo!
Fank SchwartzOct 26th 2007 3:51PM
Another mindless celebrity who has not learned to keep her mouth shut.
AvgGuy4FunOct 26th 2007 3:17PM
Oh lord........this chick is just a mess.....goes to show what happens when you let money and the wrong crowd rule your world.
shara from atlanta>paris needs more than 23 days!!Oct 27th 2007 1:09PM
she is a legend in her own mind she really does'nt have very much talent as I see it ! whats that all about her drunken vile,drugged out, car crashing, snotty, childish whorish, ways are her claim to fame?, thats not to be proud of and she has the nerve to tell her (ex assisant to leave) whom was there with jessica beil, jealousy again lindsay? your washed up there sweetie, many other fresh new woman have passed you by !!
DTHOMASOct 28th 2007 10:05AM
I THINK THAT THEY ONLY PUBLISH HER DOWN MOMENTS, WE'VE ALL HAD THEM PEOPLE.....
kategrneyesOct 26th 2007 5:13PM
Lindsey is an accident waiting...............she had no guidence from either parent,that's why she is a mess,plus she does not know what to spend her money on.
LuanneOct 26th 2007 4:45PM
Has anyone noticed that whoever hangs out with Paris Hilton, winds up like this. Just a thought
TomOct 26th 2007 4:52PM
Hey, get together girl.
ColleenOct 26th 2007 5:03PM
Lyndsay Lohan - now there's a nasty wench. *shivers* All that fake tanner over pale skin with freckles and bleached hair. She constantly looks like she has an orange mustache because she puts it on her face. Who cares if she's been through rehab. She looks like a terminal mutant. YUCK. I hope she stays wealthy, so she can at least keep a stylist on hand to make her look like less of a SASQUATCH.
eVOct 26th 2007 5:39PM
You know... I really feel sad about the way things are turning out. She was such a cute and talanted kid in Parent Trap. I SOO wish she stayed that way. It breaks my heart to watch a girl like her totally wreak her life at such an early age.
I with there was someone out there, that could help her.
The ManOct 26th 2007 6:33PM
Never liked her to be "Over Her". Why is it assumed that people automatically like these lunatics?
georgeOct 26th 2007 6:42PM
I've seen more talent in many high school plays. Why would anyone put up with this semi pretty, semit talented child?
Patricia HoskinsOct 26th 2007 6:48PM
It's really a shame to see how parents can screw up their kids...
BARAK CHENEYOct 26th 2007 7:00PM
.SHE LOOKS LIKE THE SOUTH END OF A PIG HEADING NORTH !!!
OswaldOct 26th 2007 7:08PM
Lohan puts the beyotch in beyotch.
srcanovaOct 26th 2007 10:16PM
LAME!!! It is easy for everyone to blame Paris Hilton or "the crowd" that Lindsay was running around with...what ever happened to taking ownership of bad behavior....she made the choices, she broke the rules, she got herself where she is. Lindsay is the only one to blame for the way her life has turned out.
DiOct 26th 2007 7:57PM
JUST ANOTHER SPOILED BRAT, GETTING ATTENTION FOR BEING BAD! WHO CARES?
litaOct 26th 2007 8:28PM
Another case where mother and father are shipwrecks. Sadly, they passed it on to their daughter. And still, after witnessing what she has gone through so publicly, the dimwits still do nothing to aid her in her recovery.
Oh, well. She's a paycheck!
BlackMetalOct 28th 2007 12:14AM
I feel bad for this girl. If her momma was not so busy partying like SHE is the star, and trying to get her 15 minutes of fame, she could be a source of guidance for her daughter. It must be crazy to be young, famous, have more money than you know what to do with, and people all around you wanting something from you all of the time. If she had parents that were worth a damn, maybe she would be a little more grounded.
SuzanneOct 29th 2007 1:41AM
Lindsay Lohan is definitely a walking time bomb. Most of it is her fault, but you have to look into her family history and enviornment to get a better picture of Linds. I believe Lindsay's father, Michael Lohan, is an alcoholic (and possibly a drug addict, although I'm not sure), thus turning Lindsay into an adult child of an alcoholic. Also, Lindsays Mom, Dina, appears to be quite dysfunctional. I heard stories that Dina parties with her daughter (Linds) and they drink together, maybe more. This is obviously not a healthy environment for Lindsay, as most people need consistantsy in their life. I hope Linds starts going to AA, NA and starts to act a bit more responsible. Between Lindsay, Britney, Nicole and Paris, there is a new generation of screw-up's that are going to find themselves in 1 of 3 places (unless they get help): 1. Jail
2. An Institution 3. Dead.