World's Dumbest USB Gadgets
USB Finger Dance Mat
If your chubby fingers make it hard to dial phone numbers, don't resort to buying one of those phones with over-sized buttons they make for the elderly. Instead, trim those sausages down with a little finger exercise! At first glance, this USB-powered mini 'Dance Dance' game appears to be some glorified, real-time version of Simon, with mini-lights and sounds that would only make old-school Mattel handhelds jealous. Of course, that's before you knuckle-up to the female cardboard cut-out and settle into a DDR-groove sure to burn tens of calories.




















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Subscribe to commentsRoxanneDec 10th 2007 10:29AM
Rather than a "dance mat" to make a cardboard woman dance, how about a VERY friendly USB device which will make a real woman dance?
While perusing a British site featuring "adult toys," I discovered a USB powered device which can be installed in a woman's nether region. It is intended to make her all warm and squishy and relaxed without needing to replace or recharge expensive mercury or ni-cad batteries. Environmentally friendly, eh whot?
I don't have a site to share with you, but I'm sure our friends at google can provide plenty of them.
Oh wow, what a waste of technology.
Roxanne