World's Dumbest USB Gadgets

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World's Dumbest USB Gadgets

by Phillip Crandall, posted Oct 12th 2007 at 1:07AM

Warmmi USB Heating Knee Pads
An ingeniously simple solution for chilly Internet-surfing conditions, these $20 leg warmers toast your lower appendages through the magic of USB. They're perfect for flying, too. Why go through the trouble of fetching your laptop bag out of the overhead bin to power these babies instead of cuddling up to a free, easy to reach blanket? Lice, baby! Sadly, there's no included software for programming these warmers with your optimal leg-heat sweet spot. And, in case you didn't catch on to the sarcasm, let us spell it out for you: This is the stupidest product we've ever seen. Or is it? We've still got six more to go!

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Greg @ Dec 8th 2007 4:39PM

The leg warmers: don't they use a lot of power? Do many PC's have the capacity to support this power draw--I'd suspect 50 or 100 watts?

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