Elderly Amish Man Caught on Film With Prostitute, Blackmailed
When a 75-year-old Amish widower slept with a prostitute, he -- we feel certain -- felt pretty bad about it the next morning. As if that guilt weren't enough for the old man, the prostitute and her boyfriend demanded $67,000 from him, claiming that they had filmed the scene with wall-mounted cameras and would upload the recording to the Internet. The pair was later arrested and, we can only imagine, the Amish man abhorred technology more than ever.
Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craiglist
In October, a bank robber -- wearing a safety vest, blue shirt, face mask and goggles -- eluded police with the help of Craiglist. Just outside the bank, while the robbery was in progress, stood a group of men who were responding to a Craiglist day labor opportunity. As the advertisement required, they were all wearing safety vests, blue shirts, face masks and goggles.
Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
Late in 2007, a Wellington, New Zealand man received a racy text message from two anonymous "ladies," giving him only an address and a request that he show up naked. Well, he indeed showed up naked... at the home of one appalled, unsuspecting New Zealander. Both the nude Romeo and the sadistic texter were arrested, though neither were prosecuted.
Fake Craiglist Ad Costs Man Most of What He Owns
Last Spring, a post appeared on an Oregon Craigslist board stating that the owner of a specific house was leaving all of his worldly possessions (still in said house) to whoever wanted them. When homeowner Robert Salisbury rushed home -- on a tip from a woman suspicious about the offer of a free horse -- he found his house being ransacked by 30 strangers. We suggest he take that horse and collect some vengeance Clint Eastwood-style.
17-Year-Old Jailed for Stealing Virtual 'Furniture'
When a 17-year-old Dutch boy hacked into several accounts on the Second Life-style site 'Habbo' in 2007, the the law got involved. The boy was discovered to have stolen $5,800 worth of virtual furniture and knick-knacks. Apparently, crime -- whether actual or virtual -- does not pay.
Phishers Going After Your Phones in New 'Vishing' Trend
Over the past year, sneaky spammers have begun to forsake the worn-out territory of e-mail in favor of cell phones' fertile frontier. The result? "Vishing." Get it? Voice mail phishing. It might be more ominous if it didn't sound like a James Bond villain saying, "Wishing."
Burglars Break Into Restaurant, Steal HDTV, Leave Money / Food Behind
Around Halloween of last year, a truckload of thieves drove into -- that's right, into -- a Pennsylvania Mexican restaurant, where they -- apparently uninterested in the cash register -- stole a mid-grade 47-inch HDTV and fled the scene. We've all heard about how this generation is lacking in ambition, but this generation's thieves, too?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Billie said 5:07PM on 10-08-2007
Is this serious? I need one of those to drop on my husband!
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Ben said 5:13PM on 10-08-2007
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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why did that song just pop into my head after reading this.....
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hulks said 6:50PM on 10-08-2007
STUPID!!! Why don't we just drop Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton idiot bombs there!
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Scott Utley said 7:56PM on 10-08-2007
I am certain I was used as a test subject by the military when they intentionally gay-bombed me on my way to my wedding. How else can I explain what happened next?
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Scott Utley said 9:01PM on 10-08-2007
I am certain I was used as a test subject by the military when they intentionally gay-bombed me on my way to my wedding. How else can I explain what happened next?
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MRROBPATCH said 10:25PM on 10-08-2007
it really works, look ,they droped on on California 20 years ago, and look now,
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Hako said 10:58PM on 10-08-2007
They have the same stuff in an aerosol can....Spray Gay. Its fun to use in a guys locker room, or to toss into the middle of a football game....or a KKK meeting. Use your imagination. If every man was exposed to it, and
"got busy" one time, homophobia would largely disappear. Don't Ask, Don't Smell.
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Chris Pen said 9:44AM on 10-09-2007
I think someone dropped one of these on the guy next to me!
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WHOA! BOY! said 6:38PM on 10-10-2007
Uh, if the enemy soldiers are truly that horned up? How is it possible the good guys "could approach the enemies without any physical threat" Can you imagine some Nazi or El Quaida guy with an insatiable erection and a machine gun?
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siamsusantoo said 6:32PM on 10-19-2007
Does it work on women soldiers this could be the answer to our problems. MAKE LOVE NOT WAR. Does it turn gay soldiers straight? Does it work on robots.
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