Gay Bomb Makes Love, Not War
The U.S. military might has certainly provided the funding for some fascinating and groundbreaking projects over the years. There was of course Project Manhattan that lead to the creation of the A-bomb. The Internet is an offshoot of military research, as is GPS and, of course, there's no shortage of really big bombs. But, it's a very different sort of bomb that's recently been getting some attention. It's been revealed that, in 1994, researchers proposed the U.S. Air Force provide funding to develop a so-called "gay bomb."
Sounding a bit like a Monty Python sketch, the bomb would release some sort of chemical or gas that would create feelings of lust so strong enemy soldiers would be unable to resist each other. They'd be forced to fall to the ground and engage in ... well ... we'll let you figure that part out for yourself. Meanwhile, of course, friendly soldiers could approach the enemies without any physical threat; their opponents being rather too busy to offer any sort of defense.
So this prototype bomb turns otherwise heterosexual soldiers gay for a day, but what happens to the don't-ask-don't-tell soliders who are already gay?
From Daily Mail
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Billie @ Oct 8th 2007 5:07PM
Is this serious? I need one of those to drop on my husband!
Ben @ Oct 8th 2007 5:13PM
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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why did that song just pop into my head after reading this.....
hulks @ Oct 8th 2007 6:50PM
STUPID!!! Why don't we just drop Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton idiot bombs there!
Scott Utley @ Oct 8th 2007 7:56PM
I am certain I was used as a test subject by the military when they intentionally gay-bombed me on my way to my wedding. How else can I explain what happened next?
Scott Utley @ Oct 8th 2007 9:01PM
I am certain I was used as a test subject by the military when they intentionally gay-bombed me on my way to my wedding. How else can I explain what happened next?
MRROBPATCH @ Oct 8th 2007 10:25PM
it really works, look ,they droped on on California 20 years ago, and look now,
Hako @ Oct 8th 2007 10:58PM
They have the same stuff in an aerosol can....Spray Gay. Its fun to use in a guys locker room, or to toss into the middle of a football game....or a KKK meeting. Use your imagination. If every man was exposed to it, and
"got busy" one time, homophobia would largely disappear. Don't Ask, Don't Smell.
Chris Pen @ Oct 9th 2007 9:44AM
I think someone dropped one of these on the guy next to me!
WHOA! BOY! @ Oct 10th 2007 6:38PM
Uh, if the enemy soldiers are truly that horned up? How is it possible the good guys "could approach the enemies without any physical threat" Can you imagine some Nazi or El Quaida guy with an insatiable erection and a machine gun?
siamsusantoo @ Oct 19th 2007 6:32PM
Does it work on women soldiers this could be the answer to our problems. MAKE LOVE NOT WAR. Does it turn gay soldiers straight? Does it work on robots.