The Jesus Robot Cometh
If Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) researchers pull off their current project, robots everywhere will have something of a savior to call their own. The researchers are working on a robot that will be able to walk on water similar to a basilisk lizard. The basilisk lizard is known as the Jesus Christ lizard (seriously) thanks to its ability to scamper across the surface of water with its rear legs flailing. The lizard's ability to imitate JC is the product of millions of years of evolution (that's if you believe in evolution, of course), while CMU's researchers have gotten a four-legged prototype up in running in far less time.
Here's hoping for a water to wine robot next. He'd certainly be a hit at a robot wedding.
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsjfdsoifjfdFeb 25th 2008 12:51AM
people... it's a joke. you have better things to be offended by.
MarcusMar 1st 2010 5:53PM
Check out the video on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbpbiASBRnw
AngelaJul 19th 2007 1:32PM
The title of Tim Stevens' article, "The Jesus Robot Cometh," is sacrilegious, and offensive to me as a Christian. His citing of the 'lizard's ability to imitate JC,' and his fervent wish for a robot that can turn 'water into wine' are poor excuses of writing, period. I suggest he stick to writing in technical terms about gadgets, tech and digital stuff. I hope the BRAINS at work at CMU have enough SENSE to give their new robo-toy a secular name.
cleocry619Jul 23rd 2007 7:08PM
i agree wit angela they shouldnt be comparing a robot to jesus its wrong to do.plus why do we need this....i guess maybe as a lifeguard?!wow but still a robot compared to jesus...bad idea
billm9Jul 20th 2007 1:48PM
Jesus is the easter bunny for adults, and no bunny can walk on water. when this robot can heal the lame the i'll be impressed
lwreastsidenycJul 19th 2007 3:06PM
"The title of Tim Stevens' article, "The Jesus Robot Cometh," is sacrilegious, and offensive to me as a Christian."
Oh whatever. The wind changes direction and you xtians get offended. Im offended that you have done nothing about the pedophile problem in your church.
KBJul 19th 2007 3:10PM
This design does not seem likely to improve travel.... what purpose is in mind here?
dabeJul 19th 2007 4:37PM
Why the hell are Christians always getting offended? All people of the world don't believe what you believe. Get over it. We can make fun of Jesus if we want to.
debJul 19th 2007 5:09PM
If belief is not there, then why refer to Jesus? If belief is not there, why does dabe question "why the hell" CHRISTians are offended? I do not have to believe as a Muslim does, to respect their right to their belief, and not poke fun or demean it.
I too am offended by the glib and irreverent references to my Savior in the article, as well as incensed by LOWEReastsidenyc's innacuracy and slight dubbing CHRISTians as "xtians." I am NOT an "xtian," I am a CHRISTian. If references in a product review were made in a similar fashion casually about Scientologists, homosexuals or Muslims,there would be much ado. (possibly referring to Muhammed as "the big M" perhaps?) So why are CHRISTians not afforded the same rights of reverence? And since LOWEReastsidenyc immediately jumped on the abuse bandwagon, which however horrific, is no more prevalent among religious leaders than any other segment of the general population, perhaps LOWEReastsidenyc might explain just how he/she knows Angela is a catholic...or are all CHRISTians responsible? By his/her "logic" all musicians should be held responsible for Michael Jackson's pedophilia, all football players assumed to be cruel and inhumane pervayers of dog fighting, or all wrestlers held accountable for Benoit's crime? Political correctness must be a two way street, otherwise it is discrimination and stereotyping!
mikeJul 19th 2007 5:46PM
for all the 'offended' christians out there. let me give you all a quote i want you to think about. in this day and age, it certainly holds true:
if jesus came back today, the last thing he would be is a christian
shocking!! isnt it? but it holds true. you offended christians are too worried about what a writer wrote than worrying about your own lives. you call it sacrilegious but who here is without sins or faults?
btw, im a christian myself, but i dont focus on pitiful things like 'jesus' robots when there are more pressing matter to concern christians today. one being the bad rap christians have been given because of those who use the religion as a platform for their own personal agendas. these types of people have overwhelmed the christian religion and is bringing forth its own destruction.
TimJul 20th 2007 9:40AM
Man, all of you really need to get a life.
DanielJul 21st 2007 10:34AM
I am a christian and don't find this at all offensive. Any so-called christian that does is simply being a hypocrite and banging their chests in public to self-aggrandise. You need to get a life and stop looking to be offended. Personally, I would love a water to wine robot and hope that they can develop that next. Much more usefule than a robot that walks on water.
WayneAug 27th 2007 8:13AM
A Christian knows what God say's about using His name in vane. So, naturally, a Christian would be uncomfortable using the name of Christ in vane.
A Christian who wasn't offended, I would think, was being hypocritical because, on one hand, he'd be preaching "Do not use the Lord's name in vane," while on the other, he'd be accepting a blatant breach of the Ten Commandments.
Wouldn't that be a typical "Do as I say, not as I do" moment?
A "Jesus Christ Lizard" is an entirely different animal than a "jesus christ Lizard," just as a "Christian" is not the same thing as a "christian."
Interestingly, even my spell checker recognizes the difference.