The Raciest Ads on the Web

Elave Skin Care
All-natural, cruelty-free Brit skincare company Elave leaves nothing to the imagination on its over-18-only "Nothing to Hide" Web site: a comely blonde strides across your browser window completely naked (blocked above for the safety of our cubicle-locked audience members) and talks you through the product -- in an English accent, no less! Her composure is remarkable given her utter lack of clothing. Click on the projector to see the ad set in an office where the attractive employees work entirely in the buff. Full monty on the fellows too -- a real rarity on legit sites. Cruelty-free? More like clothing-free!





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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsHarryJul 24th 2007 10:19AM
greg!
Nice comment.....but why are you reading the add??
get a life.....
maryJul 28th 2007 10:41AM
well quite obviously no guys are going to vote that these ads are too racey, they WANT to see more skin, more sex appeal. I would assume MOST women would vote the opposite..so the whole point to voting would be what???
Besides that, items like those sold by Victoria Secret couldn't exactly be NOT sexy or inappopriate..they sell underwear and bras...how shall they promote their items? however, if they are going to promote items, have all the models wear full ski outfits? That doesn't promote the items under it.
I for one don't agree with those commericals, being that young boys shouldn't be exposed to those types of things so early in life and young girls shouldn't be lead to believe they must look like that...
Places like Victoria Secret COULD promote just their underwear/bras, they don't HAVE to show models like that, but then again, isn't it the "idea" that your woman will look that good [even when thats untrue] IF you buy those items??
Until men grow up and realize half the women in the world don't look like that and those that do aren't just a piece of skin...but a person.. and women grow up and realize that you shouldn't care what others think...we will see more skin, less clothes -- and the world will eventually crash and burn around us due to the oversexed generations we are creating and the violence that follows...
CharOct 31st 2007 8:31AM
I saw a show once where some country, could have been the Brit's doing their weather reports in the buff. So just for that I guess they wouldn't find this ad racy.
Then again I don't find any of the ads racy. Sexy ....YES, racy...NO
CherylOct 31st 2007 9:05AM
This is for Eleanors Post...........
The ad doesn't say racist. It says the Raciest. There is a HUGE difference.
danOct 31st 2007 9:55AM
The Elave add is a first. I commend them for this innovative attempt to sell their product. Normally, I would not even consider skin care products, but they got my attention. I am going to try some men's skin care products for the first time in my life. What a great add campaign
kenOct 31st 2007 9:52AM
Some of these ads are very racy but I would say, most men love them. Careful tho, the rightwing religeous nuts will be after them.
SDOct 31st 2007 10:36AM
The ad's been moved, but can still be viewed at:
http://www.nothing-to-hide.co.uk/movie.php
HoRiNOct 31st 2007 10:57AM
"Perhaps, if we all respected the human body (which we all have under our clothes, for those of you who have forgotten), as the beautiful, natural work of art it is, we'd have fewer sexually frustrated people, less sexually violent crime, and healthier, more open, longer lasting relationships."
LOL!!! This is the most hilarious thing I've heard all week. I agree with it, in part, but that's what makes it so funny. We are talking about an America in which McDonald's is a place where we take our kids to eat, regularly! A place that ranks 1st in the world in obesity. You say the body is beautiful? Some are, and those we should be eager to see fully nude, and some are the exact opposite, those are why this country is so anal about sexual misconduct. Hell sexual harassment shouldn't even be an issue, it should be taken as a comment and used to further one's career..hehe, jk.
Americans are completely screwed up. We get pissed off when someone (we don't find attractive) makes a comment about us sexually, but at the same time have a fascination with Victoria's Secret (and that beatch ain't hiding sh1t) and force companies to label the coffee we just purchased as HOT so that if we get burned we don't sue them. We give a Nobel Prize to a man who has never done anything worth mentioning and uses more energy than any 10 people in the US, but who claims to be for lowering emissions and energy consumption...should have given him an Oscar, not a Nobel Prize! A country of retards lead by a class of retards, who in turn are advised by groups of retards. But I wouldn't live anywhere else!
doug smithOct 31st 2007 11:05AM
Of course it's racist, where are the naked black chicks?
KennyOct 31st 2007 11:12AM
I am constantly amazed by the density of humor-impairment rampant on the Internet. Look at Eleanor's "racist" comment. At the end is a little icon showing a tongue sticking out like this -- :P
And then we have about four dozen follow-ups telling Eleanor she ought to pay attention and learn to spell. HELLLLLOOOOO...maybe you guys ought to pay attention...or take your humor pills first thing in the morning.
DianeJan 1st 2008 1:39AM
I have been reading all your comments. I feel that the human body is beautiful and that sex is a lot of fun, but it should be reserved for your husband or wife in marriage. Chastity before marriage and total fidelity after you're married means no sexually transmitted diseases and no children out of wedlock. You should totally respect and take care of your bodies. Porn and ads like this tempt young people to have sex before marriage and cause men to disrespect women. Most self-respecting women hate porn. These things will solve a LOT of societiets problems.
JeannineOct 31st 2007 4:13PM
Have you seen Dancing with the Stars? These commercials are mild to that.
BROWNIENov 1st 2007 3:47PM
RACIEST ADS??? C'MON AREN'T THEIR MORE LIGITIMATE AND SERIOUS ISSUES IN AMERICA.AS IN GUNS&VIOLENCE SHOWN ON NETWORK T.V AND OH,YEAH AMERICANS DIEING EVERY DAY IN A WAR THAT SHOULDNT BE,AND OUR OWN AMERICAN CITIZENS LOSING JOBS TOO CHINA,ETC.ETC.AND HERE WE GO WITH 'LETS START A NEW CONTROVERSY OVER RACY ADS'
chris brownNov 1st 2007 4:15PM
C'MON,JUST WHAT AMERICA NEEDS ANOTHER STUPID MEANINGLESS CONTROVERSY,WHEN WE GOT SOLDIERS DIENG EVERYDAY IN THE MID.EAST.AND YOU WANT TO WORRY IF SOMEONE HALF DRESSED IN AN AD.IS RACY???HAVE ANY OF YOU PEOPLE BEEN OUT AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTERS IN THE LAST 10YRS.GO TO YOUR LOCAL MALLS,OR TO A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME.YOU'LL SEE ALOT MORE 'RACY'as you say it,attire than ANY OF THE ADS SHOW!!LETS PUT OUR ENERGY INTO MIDDLE CLASS AMERICA&THEIR FUTURE EXISTENCE,AND THE FACT THAT OUR SENATORS&PRESIDENT ARE NOW MAKING IT POSSIBLE FOR FOREIGNERS TO COME INTO 'OUR COUNTRY'AND GET OUR SOCIAL SECURITY THAT 'WE'VE PAID INTO' AND WHEN ITS OUR TURN TO RECEIVE WHAT WE DESERVE IT WILL BE GONE.AND YOU WANT TO WASTE TIME ON A LIL SO CALLED TOO RACY ADS.AND WE WONDER WHY AMERICA IS SO F***** UP.USE YOUR ENERGY ON SOMETHHING WORTHWHILE,LIKE PREVENTING OUR KIDS FROM DIEING,DUE TO ALL THOSE 'HIGH QUALITY JUNK LEAD TOYS,FROM CHINA' NOT SEEING A STUPID RACY AD FOR CLOTHING OR LOTION.C'MON AMERICA,PRIORITIZE WHAT TRULEY IS A THREAT TO US &'OUR CHILDREN'
DonNov 1st 2007 7:13PM
Racist???? Is Emily Latilla alive and well? LOL