Geek Gifts for Bush's Birthday
And speaking of clearing brush...
The BIGMOW
This is a robotic lawn mower that can trim up to five acres. Sure, Bush will need a whole bunch of 'em to handle the roughly 1,600 acre plot that is his regular hide away in Crawford, Texas, but that's more than twice the coverage of any other robotic mower... and every little bit counts. This fully autonomous mower even has floating blades to avoid damaging the ground or mower when going over hills and bumps.
Now Bush can spend more time with Barney and First Lady, or even use our next gift ...






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Subscribe to commentsbruceAug 10th 2007 4:13PM
I see a couple of problems with the mower:
First, it will simply scatter more bullshit all over the place.
Second, you'll have lots of trouble keeping it out of the mud.