20 Minutes of Raw, Uncut iPhone Porn
We're just four days away from the launch of the iPhone and Apple is showing no signs of easing up on the old hype machine, most recently releasing a 20 minute-long video of gratuitous iPhone porn. The video tour walks you through the phone's various features and functions that you're already familiar with, such as surfing the Web, checking e-mail, viewing maps and, of course, listening to music. The whole thing is just dripping with such stale marketing speak that we made a drinking game out of it. The rules are simple. Grab a bottle of whiskey, gather your friends around your iMac and press play. Take a sip whenever the narrator says "product" and take a shot whenever he says "revolutionary." Good luck making it past the introduction.From BetaNews
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JeremiahJul 11th 2007 3:08AM
OOOhhh, touchscreen! LOL.