Kitty Bum Pencil Sharpener

Wait 'til PETA gets a load of this . . .
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
John Boruff said 4:33AM on 5-28-2007
I,m not amused. People who don't like cats are missing out on very loyal and loving pets who have distinct personalities. Not every cat is a good pet, just as every dog is not a good pet and not every human is a good friend. But some are exceptional. Now if it was Dim Wit G.W.'s bum, I would use up all my pencils!
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kathleen said 12:50AM on 5-25-2007
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Don said 6:46AM on 6-17-2007
Boruff
Really shows your mentality. Even when talking about dogs and cats, you have to throw in your Bush-hate. Have you idiots no perspective on anything????
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Kimmie said 6:47AM on 6-17-2007
This is funny but I think it wouldn't be the best thing to have work, at home yes, but taking it to work may cause some trouble w/ other co-workers. I am a cat lover, and a dog lover so I wouldn't get this to say "I hate cats" I just like stupid little joke things like these, what can I say I'm easily amused. But I do not think this is anything to get upset over, people make way worse things such as this, for example a teacher I had in high school had a cartoon screen saver that had a guy on a lawn mower running over cats,and it showed the blood and everything. This did upset me, because he is a teacher, he is suspose to be setting an example for the students. So there are several things out there that can be debatable such as this pencial sharpener, as I said before just leave these kinds of things at home, no since in upsetting someone over something that may not seem like a big deal to u but is to them.
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Bill said 6:56AM on 6-17-2007
John, cats kill millions of song birds and baby rabbits.My dogs are kept in my yard by an invisable fence. They dont roam the neighborhood to pee and poop in everybody elses yard. There is nothing worse than the smell of cat shit.
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Donna said 9:27PM on 6-17-2007
I love all animals, but especially cats,of which I have several. I also have a sense of humor. I laughed until I cried when I saw this kitty pencil sharpener.
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lisa said 7:06AM on 6-17-2007
I have cats, have had cats, love cats, even had a cat in my crib as a baby. Yep love me some cats,. I thought the sharpener was funny, I am old enough to know a joke when I see one. for work may be not so much, but for home or the cat lover in your life, as a dust collecter, it would be funny.
So where do we order this thing???
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kiki said 7:23AM on 6-17-2007
I do like dogs better than cats. This is pretty funny. Now if they could make one that would resemble my EX...that would be hysterical !
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Dan Schwinge said 7:28AM on 6-17-2007
This is one place I found to get this cat.http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2246 at $14.99 each available in white only
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grace said 7:50AM on 6-17-2007
I am a cat lover, I have 3. O MI GAWD, I think this is HYSTERICAL, although not a good idea to take to work - too many cat FANATICS there, I will buy one and keep it at home, and maybe buy a few that I will give as gifts to those cat lovers that have a sense of cat humor as I do. Come ON people, life is too short not to LAUGH!
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dan said 7:40AM on 6-27-2007
i now something thats smells worst than cat shit! it's the shit coming from your pie hole, Bill!
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Mia said 8:11AM on 6-17-2007
C'mon, it's funny. I have a dog and if anyone had a doggie sharpener I would buy it.
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Rich said 8:21AM on 6-17-2007
Sorry Bill, I have to disagree with you and let me say I am not a hater of any animal. Over the years I have had many different creatures co-habitate with me. I see one cat, only one, roaming our neighborhood and a very clean one at that. I've never seen it poop or piss in anyone's yard. As far as cats pooping and pissing all over you are way off. On any given day I see at least 10 dogs pissing or crapping in our front yard led on leashes by their inconsiderate owners. Who ever said it was ok to walk your dog and let it piss or crap on your neighbor's yard? Let your dog do it's business WHERE YOU LIVE and not on your neighbor's property. Dog poop and piss stinks just as bad!!! Then there are the sneaky owners who do not even have the decency to pick up their dog's crap. As far as your "cats kill millions of birds and baby rabbits" comments goes, you are way off here too. I'd bet that cruel humans probably kill more. In my lifetime I've heard more people make more cruel remarks directed towards animals than I care to think about. Humans are, without a doubt, the dumbest, rudest and cruelest creatures on this planet and everyday it becomes more evident. Just look at how we treat one another. Ocasionally I would see a fox in our neighborhood....up until the night I heard gunshots down the block...some new moron with a gun moved into the neighborhood. He thought he was doing the neighborhood a favor I'm sure. Or he was making the neighborhood a little safer for his little doggie. That foxes babies were the cutest little things. If you've ever see a fox outside of a zoo you'd know that they want nothing to do with you and will run the other way when they see you. The same is true of coyotes...I'll sum it up for you...animals don't belong in cages...if you see a stray....LEAVE IT ALONE....IT WILL GO HOME. Have a little respect for all of nature.
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Susan said 8:26AM on 6-17-2007
Unfortunately something like this encourages people who are cruel to cats. They are beautiful creatures and very affectionate. I do not dislike dogs, but if you haven't accidentally stepped in a dog's 'excrement,' you haven't lived!!!!! This can be found all over the streets in London!! Also in parks where dogs are taken to 'run,' where, if you are very lucky, you may sit in some!
However, if a 'dog' pencil sharpener is given equal time, I may forgive the perpetrator of the 'cat' pencil sharpener. No doubt there will be one. In any case, they are both God's creatures, as are we, and should be treated well.
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Amanda said 9:06AM on 6-18-2007
I love cats AND I really want one of these!!!
I love dogs, too... I guess you could say I'm an all around animal lover and someone who has never been able to give up my love of potty humor!
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Johanna said 8:40AM on 6-17-2007
YOU ARE SO RIGHT JOHN BORUFF, RE-YOUR COMMENT...."People who don't like cats are missing out on very loyal and loving pets who have distinct personalities" AND YOU ARE SO WRONG BILL! IN REF. TO YOUR COMMENT BILL,.... "cats kill millions of song birds and baby rabbits.My dogs are kept in my yard by an invisable fence. They dont roam the neighborhood to pee and poop in everybody elses yard." WE HAVE TWO CATS WHO ARE VERY LOYAL AND SO VERY LOVING, AND -YES- TWO VERY DISTINCT PERSONALITIES. THEY ARE INDOOR CATS WHO DON'T "KILL" ALTHOUGH SPEAKING UP FOR OUTDOOR CATS, THEY DO WHAT COMES NATURAL AND BY INSTINCT. MY NEIGHBOURS ALL HAVE DOGS, WHO "POOP AND PEE IN EVERYBODY'S YARD" AND, OH, YES, WHEN SMALLER ANIMALS WANDER INTO THEIR YARDS THEY KILL! SO GOING BACK TO THE LAST PART OF JOHN'S COMMENT..."Not every cat is a good pet, just as every dog is not a good pet and not every human is a good friend. But some are exceptional."
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amanda said 8:44AM on 6-17-2007
I can't believe this cute, silly-ass thing has turned into a forum for ranting about dogs vs. cats. C'mon... it's a funny household object! What happened to everyone's sense of humor!?!
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Liz said 9:04AM on 6-17-2007
Don, I thought John Boruff's comments re Bush were exquisitely accurate.
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Donna said 9:06AM on 6-17-2007
I'm a major cat lover, but I have a sense of humor. I'd love to have that sharpener! I'm pretty sure that most of the people I know would get a kick out of it, too. Lighten up, people! Cats and dogs both eat meat. (How do you think their species' have survived? And, how do you think we humans lasted this long???) Chill!
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debra said 9:10AM on 6-17-2007
I love cats i have about 10,use have dogs.i thought it was funny what the person said about her x.make one like him.lol
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